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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 20:06

Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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New Pluto-Like Planet Discovered In Solar System — What To Know - Forbes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Blocking Opioid Receptors May Restore Healthy Dopamine Balance - Neuroscience News
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
RBC Canadian Open Odds, Picks, Predictions: Best Bets, Props, OAD - Lineups
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why Adding More Bananas to Your Diet Could Impact Your Blood Pressure - Prevention
Still no good.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...